The groundhog said that we are to have 6 more weeks of winter.  I disagree!  It is a lie!  The groundhog wants us to think there’s going to be 6 more weeks of snow and ice.  The reason?  HE WANTS THE BEACH ALL TO HIMSELF!  Well, that self-serving little rodent may be fooling some people, but not me!  I can see through the lies and deception.  That is why I have decided to wear nothing but Hawaiian shirts, shorts, and flip-flops from now on.  I am not letting some groundhog tell me when I can celebrate Spring…

He He... Suckers